PUPPY EYES - "Quit puppy-eyeing me! I can't concentrate on what I'm reading!" - "There - I'll turn off the light, Ha! Now I can't see you." - "...but now I can't read - MA-A-A-AN!" - >>snicker snicker<<
MANLY THINGS - When you celebrate New Year's by eating Hot Pot... - A Chinese fondue, filled to the brim with chili peppers... - it's only natural that the next morning, the man in the house... - ...drinks the remaining brew.. " ...if you're man enough!!"